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xmit: dangerhouse-ai-complex | `poker night` invitation |- recv confirm [relayed]

From: Matt M.
Subject: xmit: dangerhouse-ai-complex | `poker night` invitation |- recv confirm [relayed]
Date: November 19, 2009 9:57:05 PM EST
To: poker-night
begin tight burst:
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tight burst complete. checksum and signatures intact. message priority
medium. event described already in progress in your inertial reference
frame. no human translation provided.
xref: dangerhouse ai complex
classification: non-contributory society entity
sentience level: 5
psychosis level: uncalculated.
[...]

Poker Night 9pm Dangerhouse

Date: Thu, 18 Oct 2007 20:21:11 -0400
From: “Matt”
To: poker-night
Subject: Poker Night 9pm Dangerhouse
Do not be fooled by this minimalist invitation. There will be good times
tonight, the sort you’ll look back on a decade from now and think “Damn,
thems were some good times, yup.” Of course, by then you’ll have fallen out
with all the friends [...]

Poker Night – Dangerhouse

Date: Thu, 11 Oct 2007 21:00:10 -0400
From: “Matt”
To: poker-night
Subject: Poker Night – Dangerhouse
[ imagine a poker night email here ]
Poker Night
1st hand 9pm
Dangerhouse
XX Xxxxxxxxx Xx
Somerville MA
[ imagine a witty catch phrase here ]

Poker Night – 9pm – Dangerhouse

Date: Thu, 20 Sep 2007 19:51:50 -0400
From: “Matt”
To: poker-night
Subject: Poker Night – 9pm – Dangerhouse
Once upon a time, like last week or so, there was a man named Bob, who was a
Nihilist and would have believed in nothing were he to believe in anything
at all. To make a long introduction involving his growing up, going [...]

Poker Night 9pm Dangerhouse

Date: Thu, 13 Sep 2007 20:04:48 -0400
From: “Matt”
To: poker-night
Subject: Poker Night 9pm Dangerhouse
>> I am the psychotherapist. Please, describe your problems. Each time
>> you are finished talking, type RET twice.
I have trouble concentrating on the meaningless details of my modern life.
>> Why do you say that?
Mostly I say that because I have trouble [...]

My Poker Night is More Interesting Because it Involves Robots

Date: Thu, 23 Sep 2004 19:07:11 -0400
From: blake
To: poker-night
Subject: My Poker Night is More Interesting Because it Involves Robots
People keep on telling me, “We’re tired of hearing made up stories about
Billy and the squirrel and various characters named Jesus!  We want to
know more about what’s really happening at Dangerhouse!”  Well gentle
reader, allow me to quench [...]

Poker Night TONIGHT

To: poker-night
Subject: Poker Night TONIGHT
Date: Wed, 18 Dec 2002 12:23:03 -0500
From: Matthew M.
Look, I can’t think of anything humorous to say right now. You
probably can’t either.
Poker Night
Tonight
First Hand 9pm
Texas Hold’em
whiskey, gin, easy marks, dangerous women and men: always appreciated.
Come celebrate the end of term. Hell, come celebrate your Thursday 9am
final.

Poker Night Wednesday 9pm (tonight…)

To: poker-night
Subject: Poker Night Wednesday 9pm (tonight…)
Date: Wed, 23 Oct 2002 02:24:11 -0400
From: Matthew M.
The Media is abuzz about the MIT Blackjack team, which wired reported
taped hundreds of thousands of dollars to their tuxedoes and waltzed
into casinos across Vegas taking all their money. A book, a Wired article,
a planned movie. Better reception than even Negroponte [...]

Poker TONIGHT

To: poker-night
Subject: Poker TONIGHT
Date: Wed, 16 Oct 2002 17:51:48 -0400
From: Matthew M.
My friends (some who are mathematicians) -
Well, I wake up in the morning, and fold my hands and pray for rain.
And the rain, the wind beginning to howl. Think about that girl who won’t
be back no more (she was working in a topless place)? [...]

Poker Night – TONIGHT

Subject: Poker Night – TONIGHT
Date: Wed, 18 Sep 2002 14:15:40 -0400
From: Matt M.
New house, new poker night, same old email. rablerouse, carouse,
gamble, meet the same old new and interesting people, lose some money,
win some money, find god, lose god, elate, depress. Escape your past,
future, and a fair bit of your present. Forget your troubles [...]