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Poker Night 9pm Dangerhouse

Date: Thu, 13 Sep 2007 20:04:48 -0400
From: “Matt”
To: poker-night
Subject: Poker Night 9pm Dangerhouse
>> I am the psychotherapist. Please, describe your problems. Each time
>> you are finished talking, type RET twice.
I have trouble concentrating on the meaningless details of my modern life.
>> Why do you say that?
Mostly I say that because I have trouble [...]

Pokernight Fairytale

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: Pokernight Fairytale
Date: Thu, 16 Aug 2007 19:45:54 -0400
Once upon a time, in a land far far away, there was an office supply
store. It was a magic office supply store, filled with enchanted
staplers and prescient post it notes. If you put one of the post it
notes on the fridge, for example, [...]

pokernight recipe for success #1: Pokernight Poundcake

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: pokernight recipe for success #1: Pokernight Poundcake
Date: Thu, 9 Aug 2007 21:36:56 -0400
Gather the following ingredients:
6 empty handles Bombay Sapphire
1 overripe abortion joke
2 cups ball bearings
3 killer robot
17 virgins
3 tbs butter
3 eggs
1 cup milk
cigarette butts to taste
Using the bread hook attachment of your industrial sized Kitchenaid
stand mixer, grind the empty handles [...]

That freaking Pokernight

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: That freaking Pokernight
Date: Thu, 28 Jun 2007 20:07:04 -0400
A long time ago in a galaxy that was really, really far away there
were some people who did some amazing stuff. But don’t think that
you’ll every get to meet them, unless you know how to build a time
machine and also a very fast [...]

Death to Pokermatic 5000

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: Death to Pokermatic 5000
Date: Thu, 7 Jun 2007 19:06:19 -0400
When I was a boy we lived on a farm in the middle of North Dakota.
It got pretty cold there in the winter, unlike South Dakota where I
hear it gets pretty warm, but not in the winter. Well, as you
probably have heard, [...]