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Poker Night 9pm Dangerhouse

Date: Thu, 13 Sep 2007 20:04:48 -0400 From: “Matt” To: poker-night Subject: Poker Night 9pm Dangerhouse >> I am the psychotherapist. Please, describe your problems. Each time >> you are finished talking, type RET twice. I have trouble concentrating on the meaningless details of my modern life. >> Why do you say that? Mostly I […]

Pokernight Fairytale

To: poker-night From: electroblake Subject: Pokernight Fairytale Date: Thu, 16 Aug 2007 19:45:54 -0400 Once upon a time, in a land far far away, there was an office supply store. It was a magic office supply store, filled with enchanted staplers and prescient post it notes. If you put one of the post it notes […]

pokernight recipe for success #1: Pokernight Poundcake

To: poker-night From: electroblake Subject: pokernight recipe for success #1: Pokernight Poundcake Date: Thu, 9 Aug 2007 21:36:56 -0400 Gather the following ingredients: 6 empty handles Bombay Sapphire 1 overripe abortion joke 2 cups ball bearings 3 killer robot 17 virgins 3 tbs butter 3 eggs 1 cup milk cigarette butts to taste Using the […]

That freaking Pokernight

To: poker-night From: electroblake Subject: That freaking Pokernight Date: Thu, 28 Jun 2007 20:07:04 -0400 A long time ago in a galaxy that was really, really far away there were some people who did some amazing stuff. But don’t think that you’ll every get to meet them, unless you know how to build a time […]

Death to Pokermatic 5000

To: poker-night From: electroblake Subject: Death to Pokermatic 5000 Date: Thu, 7 Jun 2007 19:06:19 -0400 When I was a boy we lived on a farm in the middle of North Dakota. It got pretty cold there in the winter, unlike South Dakota where I hear it gets pretty warm, but not in the winter. […]