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Amazing Grace Poker Night

Date: Thu, 16 Sep 2004 19:06:01 -0400 From: blake To: poker-night Subject: Amazing Grace Poker Night And so it has come to pass that the very gods and angels of heaven have descended from their ethereal pedestals and joined man kind in joyous celebration of the new techno dance music the kids are into and […]

Castlevania Poker Night TONIGHT 9pm

Subject: Castlevania Poker Night TONIGHT 9pm Date: Tue, 27 Aug 2002 15:09:21 -0400 From: Matthew M. Crushing defeats, every dollar a man owns thrown across the table, quarter after quarter. Your own friends turning on you like vicious animals.  In the morning, the sounds of shuffling as I walk to the shower. Knee deep in […]

POKERVANIA Tonight 9pm

Subject: POKERVANIA Tonight 9pm Date: Tue, 20 Aug 2002 11:38:51 -0400 From: Matthew M. I share with you some tips from the Concealed Weapon Combat Tactics email list “Rules for Living” (list slighty abridged) 1. Bring a gun. Preferably, bring at least two guns. Bring all of your friends who have guns. 2. Anything worth […]

TONIGHT POKER (as if you hadn’t guessed)

Subject: TONIGHT POKER (as if you hadn’t guessed) Date: Tue, 06 Aug 2002 12:12:41 -0400 From: Matt M. Oh I have been to Ludlow fair And left my necktie God knows where, And carried half way home, or near, Pints and quarts of Ludlow beer: Then the world seemed none so bad, And I myself […]

Gamblers Anonymous Meeting

Date: Tue, 30 Jul 2002 13:43:40 -0400 From: Blake Subject: Gamblers Anonymous Meeting Are you sick an tired of your boring old addictions like cigarettes and heroine? Dismayed because your acid habit went out of style in the late nineties and that hip new cocaine addiction never really caught on? Do you want an addiction […]

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Date: Tue, 23 Jul 2002 10:24:57 -0400 From: Matt M. Come with me back to a better time. Forget the troubles of y’alls lives, the daily routine, and think back to when things were simpler. When the pleasant click of plastic dodecahedrons against formica carried through the night. When all the hot girls read tarot […]

its your lucky tuesday

Subject: its your lucky tuesday Date: Tue, 16 Jul 2002 11:24:02 -0400 From: Matt M. I am tired. Hence there will not be a funny email in which I share with you hyperboled details of my life in a vaguely bitter and humorous style which includes lots of me saying, “There was something she didn’t […]

as per usual…

Subject: as per usual… Date: Tue, 09 Jul 2002 11:03:48 -0400 From: Matt M. blah blah blah blah blah. Castlevania Contract Bridge Night 5 card major jacobi transfer 9pm bring stuff. blah blah blah. Matt

Poker Night

Subject: Poker Night Date: Tue, 02 Jul 2002 15:49:16 -0400 From: Matt M. Since there are a couple of regulars who lose pretty much constantly, myself in particular, I went ahead and worked out some probabilities and some real world reference numbers too. Occurance of hand/event: straight 0.00394 flush 0.001981 a given canadian dying this […]

Castlevania Poker Night

Subject: Castlevania Poker Night Date: Tue, 25 Jun 2002 11:02:29 -0400 From: Matt M. With the sucess of the T advertising campagin “Es tu turno. Escapte” in seperating a segment of the poor from their money, we suggest Foxwoods consider the equally effective slogans: “Esto tu turno. Explote a los latinos.” “Ellos tomaron su tierra […]