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Amazing Grace Poker Night

Date: Thu, 16 Sep 2004 19:06:01 -0400
From: blake
To: poker-night
Subject: Amazing Grace Poker Night
And so it has come to pass that the very gods and angels of heaven have
descended from their ethereal pedestals and joined man kind in joyous
celebration of the new techno dance music the kids are into and the
wonders of modern psycho pharmacology that [...]

Castlevania Poker Night TONIGHT 9pm

Subject: Castlevania Poker Night TONIGHT 9pm
Date: Tue, 27 Aug 2002 15:09:21 -0400
From: Matthew M.
Crushing defeats, every dollar a man owns thrown across the table, quarter after quarter. Your own friends turning on you like vicious animals.  In the morning, the sounds of shuffling as I walk to the shower. Knee deep in a sea of [...]

POKERVANIA Tonight 9pm

Subject: POKERVANIA Tonight 9pm
Date: Tue, 20 Aug 2002 11:38:51 -0400
From: Matthew M.
I share with you some tips from the Concealed Weapon Combat Tactics email list “Rules for Living” (list slighty abridged)
1. Bring a gun. Preferably, bring at least two guns. Bring all of your friends who have guns.
2. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. [...]

TONIGHT POKER (as if you hadn’t guessed)

Subject: TONIGHT POKER (as if you hadn’t guessed)
Date: Tue, 06 Aug 2002 12:12:41 -0400
From: Matt M.
Oh I have been to Ludlow fair
And left my necktie God knows where,
And carried half way home, or near,
Pints and quarts of Ludlow beer:
Then the world seemed none so bad,
And I myself a sterling lad;
And down in a lovely much [...]

Gamblers Anonymous Meeting

Date: Tue, 30 Jul 2002 13:43:40 -0400
From: Blake
Subject: Gamblers Anonymous Meeting
Are you sick an tired of your boring old addictions like cigarettes
and heroine? Dismayed because your acid habit went out of style in
the late nineties and that hip new cocaine addiction never really
caught on? Do you want an addiction that’s guaranteed to make [...]

no subject

Date: Tue, 23 Jul 2002 10:24:57 -0400
From: Matt M.
Come with me back to a better time. Forget the troubles of y’alls
lives, the daily routine, and think back to when things were
simpler. When the pleasant click of plastic dodecahedrons against
formica carried through the night. When all the hot girls read tarot
and led covens. Before TSR sold [...]

its your lucky tuesday

Subject: its your lucky tuesday
Date: Tue, 16 Jul 2002 11:24:02 -0400
From: Matt M.
I am tired. Hence there will not be a funny email in which I share
with you hyperboled details of my life in a vaguely bitter and
humorous style which includes lots of me saying, “There was something
she didn’t know… I am a Professional,” and [...]

as per usual…

Subject: as per usual…
Date: Tue, 09 Jul 2002 11:03:48 -0400
From: Matt M.
blah blah blah blah blah.
Castlevania
Contract Bridge Night
5 card major
jacobi transfer
9pm
bring stuff.
blah blah blah.
Matt

Poker Night

Subject: Poker Night
Date: Tue, 02 Jul 2002 15:49:16 -0400
From: Matt M.
Since there are a couple of regulars who lose pretty much constantly,
myself in particular, I went ahead and worked out some probabilities
and some real world reference numbers too.
Occurance of hand/event:
straight [...]

Castlevania Poker Night

Subject: Castlevania Poker Night
Date: Tue, 25 Jun 2002 11:02:29 -0400
From: Matt M.
With the sucess of the T advertising campagin “Es tu turno. Escapte” in
seperating a segment of the poor from their money, we suggest Foxwoods
consider the equally effective slogans:
“Esto tu turno. Explote a los latinos.”
“Ellos tomaron su tierra tambien y aun no le dieron un [...]