Hello people of the Internet, I made this comic for you. It is about some of the things that you can do if you are a god.

I started drawing this strip on Wednesday, thinking I’d get it all out of the way because we were supposed to have something called “The Sun” in the sky here in Boston on Thursday. Apparently “The Sun” is a thing which sends light and heat down from the sky to the ground instead of cold and rain. I know, sounds pretty crazy, but no kidding, I did see this bright light coming from the sky today. I had to go cover up all plants to protect them from the radiation. So anyway, I was going to get the comic all finished yesterday so that I could devote most of today to doing that thing that I do to make money, which involves standing outside and requires lots of people to be around and so it is nice to do it when there isn’t water falling from the sky, but I’ll tell you what, I worked on this thing for hours and hours yesterday and then still had to work on it for three more hours today. All of this is to introduce to you the new “donate” button tastefully placed above the garish banner add to the right which basically doesn’t make me any money at all (the price quoted below the add is per day, and I don’t even get all of that). So, you know, all you millionaires out there who have been thinking, “gee I wish there were some easy way to give Blake money so he could spend more time making things like this delightful Internet-comic” I think that if you click on that button you can make your dreams come true.